If you’re a book collector, a fan of heartfelt humor, or someone who treasures beautifully designed editions, the limited first edition of How to Win a Million Dollars is a must-have. This isn’t just a book—it’s a work of art. A perfect blend of storytelling brilliance and luxurious craftsmanship, it’s destined to become a showpiece on your shelf. Free Ebook and Audiobook files included!
A Story That Will Steal Your Heart (and Your Laughs)
Luke Stoffel’s journey is a wild ride through outrageous schemes, surprising failures, and heartfelt discoveries.
Set in the 1980s, How to Win a Million Dollars is a madcap, laugh-out-loud memoir-meets-adventure. It follows Luke, a dreamer growing up as a gay Catholic schoolboy in a tiny Mississippi River town, scheming his way through life—from hunting cereal box prizes to navigating Catholic school bullies. Along the way, he drags his sweet but reluctant little sister into one hilarious escapade after another.
Luke’s million-dollar dreams and hilariously ill-fated plans make for a story that’s equal parts heartwarming and side-splitting. Whether it’s becoming a “Broadway star” in a high school musical, reinventing himself in Paris, or dealing with unexpected curses in Hawaii, Luke’s adventures are a whirlwind of ambition, resilience, and discovery.
With every twist and turn, How to Win a Million Dollars will have you laughing out loud, wiping away tears, and ultimately realizing that while life might not always hand you the jackpot, the journey itself is the greatest prize.
A Collector’s Edition Like No Other
This limited first edition isn’t just a book—it’s an heirloom. With only 150 signed and numbered copies available, this exclusive edition is designed for true collectors. It’s as luxurious as it is rare, featuring:
• Custom Dust Jacket: Shimmering with diamond gloss embossing, the cover is as stylish as it is eye-catching.
• Black Linen Hardcover: Elegantly bound with a foil-stamped logo, adding a timeless touch to the book’s design.
• Rainbow Page Edging: Vibrantly colored edges make this book a dazzling and unique addition to any collection.
• Signed and Numbered: Each copy is personally signed by the author and individually numbered, ensuring exclusivity and value.
Why This Book Belongs in Your Collection
For collectors, the magic lies in owning something truly unique. This first edition offers both a deeply personal and hilarious story and a beautifully designed keepsake that you’ll be proud to display.
Beyond its artistic design, How to Win a Million Dollars is a testament to dreaming big, taking risks, and finding humor in life’s unexpected twists. It’s a story about resilience, ambition, and the joy of embracing every wild adventure along the way.
The Perfect Gift for Book Lovers
Looking for a gift that’s as unique as it is memorable? This first edition is ideal for fans of David Sedaris, Heartstopper, or Ready Player One, and anyone who loves stories with heart, humor, and a dash of mischief.
With only 150 copies available, this rare collector’s item is the ultimate treasure for book lovers.
How to Secure Your Copy
Don’t miss your chance to own a piece of literary history. Visit Etsy to purchase your signed, first edition copy of How to Win a Million Dollars.
With its luxurious design and unforgettable story, this book is a must-have for collectors, book lovers, or anyone who believes that life’s greatest adventures are worth chasing.
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