What if there never was a Neverland?
What if the child in Peter Pan's shadow was forced to grow up? What if the monster you fear most is the one you're becoming?
In the turquoise waters of Palawan, where limestone karsts rise like ancient teeth and sirens guard their treasures in the deep, Jack and Baby Boy are best friends, partners, and thieves—diving for fragments of fallen stars to keep their starving village alive.
They’ve been inseparable since the night the sirens killed their fathers and left them to survive alone. They’ve never said I love you, but everyone can see it in the way they’d die for each other without hesitation.
Then the sirens strike again. Baby Boy is dragged into the depths before Jack’s eyes. When he escapes, he’s no longer the same—he’s stolen the heart of a siren, and it burns inside his chest, corrupting him from within.
Jack has weeks to save him. Maybe less.
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What if the American Dream was just a glitter-fueled lie? Soaked in pop culture and bad decisions, this Millennial Odyssey is part confessional, part caper. It’s a story woven into the fabric of a generation that voted reality TV into the White House and made grift a national pastime. The journey is outrageous, hilarious, and, at times, deeply self-aware.
This Lisa Frank–inspired, late-stage capitalist fever dream is told through the eyes of an eight-year-old boy who believed every lie Ronald Reagan ever sold him. It’s not a pull-yourself-up-by-your-bootstraps kind of story. See, we were all sold a sugar-coated lie: work hard, play by the rules, and success will fall into your lap. “Personally,” he retorts, “I’ve found I’m more prosperous when I lie, cheat, and steal.” This prankish take on the American Dream might just keep you turning the pages.
Rancid Royalty
A sugar-coated takedown of corruption, greed, and denial—disguised as a children’s book. In The Rise and Rot of Rancid Royalty, candy becomes currency, artificial sweeteners spell environmental collapse, and sprinkle-obsessed Royals rule a kingdom crumbling from the inside out. As the frosting melts, King Orangello the Overripe flees to Mar-a-Mango Manor in a swirl of licorice lies—leaving a rising rebellion in his sticky wake.
It’s a satirical fairytale wrapped in frosting—touching on tyranny, environmental collapse, toxic leadership, wealth hoarding, and rebellion. Ya know, the kind of stuff our kids are used to.
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